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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
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my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
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Worlds largest single firework shell
That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT
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me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
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me holding my cat like a baby: little babey,,,,,, fat babey,,,,,, actual babey,,,,
my cat:
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